Bitch Perfect • 14 March 2016
contestants competing for the crown.
Laila McQueen was in the bottom two but Naysha Lopez was sent home for her poor construction skills and hiding in her photo shoot. Such a shame, she was gorgeous, eh? But, there's more to winning the race than merely beauty.
Hey! It’s a new day, and the mini challenge is a dance off to A.B. Soto’s “Cha Cha Bitch.”
You know, that one.
Ru names Chi Chi DeVayne and Cynthia Lee Fontaine as the winners, and they pick teams for the maxi challenge: Dance & lip synch to a cappella versions of RuPaul tunes.
Team Lady Bitches seems to work well together, but poor ol’ Kim Chi is drowning in her lack of dancing ability.
Team Shady Bitches? Well, we get a strong edit of Acid Betty not being a team player, and Dax Exclamation Point not giving it her all during practice.
While they get ready for their performance, we learn Chi Chi came from the streets, and Kim Chi (and others) were marginalized by obesity. I don't get it, I thought everybody in the U.S. was fat now.
After the performance, which seems to go alright, they walk the runway in “movie premier realness” looks. Joining Ru, Michelle, Lucian and Jamal is Ester Dean, songwriter & performer.
Cynthia Lee Fontaine
Bob The Drag Queen
Derrick Barry
Laila McQueen
Robbie Turner
Kim Chi
Chi Chi DeVayne
Naomi Smalls
Acid Betty
Dax ExclamationPoint
Thorgy Thor
Ru calls out Laila McQueen, Thorgy Thor, Kim Chi, Acid Betty, Dax Exclamation Point and Chi Chi DeVayne as best & worst.
Michelle can tell that Kim can’t dance, but praises her for creating a strong character. Kim is clocked for not actually walking on the runway all that well.
Michelle's daring Acid Betty to up her game with her looks is crazy. Acid Betty has delivered as much on her runway looks as she has with the snark & stink eye. She can handle it.
Dax’s hem is a mess. So is her butt! Jamal never saw her commit to trying during practice. She has lame excuses. Uh-oh.
Dax’s hem is a mess. So is her butt! Jamal never saw her commit to trying during practice. She has lame excuses. Uh-oh.
Over on Untucked, we learned that Cynthia Lee Fontaine inadvertently injured Robbie Turner during practice. Robbie didn't seem phased at all. Did CLF miss RT's toes and just hit the shoe?
Oh, and she thought Acid Betty was Acai Berry. Priceless!
Bob The Drag Queen helps out Laila. Good on you and Kim Chi for helping them out. Very sweet.
Oh, and she thought Acid Betty was Acai Berry. Priceless!
Bottom two are Laila McQueen and Dax Exclamation Point. Neither gives a stellar performance to Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive.” To me, Dax seems disengaged, like she can't be bothered. I see the worry on Laila's face, it reminds me of an emotional Tonya Harding. At least she is engaged enough to be worried.
You saw it comin’ a mile away, didn’t ya? I mean, both were lackluster during the lip synch. I noticed that Laila at least got the actual lip synch correct, so I figured she technically had the edge over Dax Exclamation Point. But, no, they are both gone. Sadly, they earned it.
ILYM
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