Monday, November 30, 2015

Walking  6 • 30 November 2015

I had to hit the primary doctor today, so I ended up walking six miles.  Or, rather, I walked over to the doctor's, I didn't actually *hit* him.   Hmmm.   Maybe he would have liked that.   =op

ILYM

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Project Runway Junior s1e2  "While We're Waiting"  26 November 2015
So, we have had two episodes, and, for some weird reason, I don't have a favorite yet.   Most seasons I do by the first episode, if not already by the time I see the house tours.   So, I thought, let's look at each season's first episode and see what we can glean from the statistics.

Austin won the very first challenge
the Gristedes challenge.
He didn't win the season, he placed 4th.
None of the top three for the season
were in the top 3 for the first challenge.

Daniel was eliminated,
placing 12th out of 12 for season one.

Surprisingly, it was Starr (2nd worst on that challenge)
that inspired Nina to stick out her tongue in disgust.
Heidi was repulsed by Daniel's garbage bag look.

Santino won the first challenge of season two, 
the $20, some muslin and a week challenge.
He didn't win the season, he placed 3rd out of 16.
No one else was in the top for that challenge.
There were four in the bottom, and two stayed on..

Both John and Heidi were eliminated on that challenge,
and I am guessing that means he placed 16th and 

she placed 15th, but you can think of them
as tying for 15th, or for 16th.

Keith won the first challenge of season 3,
the apartment furnishings as fabric challenge.
He didn't win the season,
he was disqualified a few episodes later,
placing 12th out of 15.
One of the final four was in the top 3 for the 1st challenge,
our beloved Laura Bennett.

Stacey was thrown by the sewing machines,
and was eliminated, placing 15th out of 15.

Rami won the 1st challenge of s4.
He didn't win the season, he placed 2nd.
He & Christian were in the top 3 on the first challenge, 
and they were the top 2 for s4, when the dust settled.

Simone placed 15th our of 15.

Kelli won the repeat of the Gristedes challenge on s5,
She didn't win the season, she placed 12th out of 16.
Of the final 3, only Korto was in the top 3 the first challenge.

Poor Jerry was eliminated for his
slasher in the rain (or blood) look,
placing 16th for s5.

Christopher's VMA red carpet dress won him the 1st challenge of s6.
He didn't win the season, he placed 5th.
None of the final three were in the top three for the first challenge

Ari's 2080 VMA look got her the axe, she placed 16th out of 16.

She also inspired some judging tongue.

Emilio won the first challenge in s7.
He didn't win his season, he placed 2nd.
He & Seth Aaron were in the top 3 for the first challenge,
of the final three.

Chrstiane placed 16th out of 16.

Gretchen was the unanimous winer of s7e1,
the 5 hour use another's piece of clothing.
She WON s8. 
No one else was in the top with her for the 5 hour,
other-people's-clothing challenge.

Six were in the bottom, but only McKell was kicked off,
for questionable styling and revealing breasts.

Bert won the s9 sleepwear challenge.
He did not win his season, he placed 6th.
The season winner was in the top 3 (Anya,)
but none of the others from the final four were.

 
Four contestants were kicked off before the challenge started.

Rafael got the boot, and placed 16th.

Christopher won the Times Square Runway challenge,
and Melissa was with him in the top 3. 
Neither won s10. 
So, two of the four finale people were in the top 3 out of the door.

Beatrice placed 16th out of 16 in s10.

On the team season, Daniel won the first challenge,
and he placed 4th out of 16 for the entire season.
Only Patricia from the finale three made the top three that challenge.

Emily was first eliminated, 16th out of 16.

I guess only the judges are allowed to stick out their tongues, eh?

On the parachute challenge Bradon beat out the others for the win.
He was the only one of the final four to be in the first challenge's top 3.

Angela was the first to go, placing 16th out of 16.

Under The Gunn handled things differently,
and for the first two episodes, nobody was in the top,
but three contestants were eliminated,
before being paired with a mentor.

And, that would be Melissa, Amy & Rey.

For PR13, Sandhya won the first challenge.
Returnee Amanda was the only finalist to
make it to the top 3 on the first challenge.

Tim, Nzinga and Emmanuel were eliminated at the beginning,

and Jefferson was eliminated at the end of the challenge.

Finally, Ashley won the first challenge of s14, and
she won the entire season, too.

Duncan was the first of the 16 contestants to be kicked off.

So, if you are keeping up, only twice has the first
winner won the the entire season.  13% of the time.
More often than not, the winner of the season
wasn't even in the top three of the first challenge.

But, Christian, Seth Aaron, Gretchen, Anya & Ashley were in their first challenge's top 3.
33% of the time, the season winner places top 3 first time around.

In other words.  PR Jr. doesn't necessarily belong to Samantha.

Alright.   Maybe that was a little indulgent.    I didn't want to miss on a recap, just because Lifetime wanted to skip PRJ.  Still quite curious as to who will be on PRAS5.  Wishing I could see more Anthony Capon (PRA2.)   Or, that Russell Villafuerte would knock on my door (PRP2.)

ILYM

Friday, November 27, 2015

Walking  6 • 27 November 2015

I had to run an errand at the last minute, and ended up walking six miles today.   It was a nice day, though, warm and not horrifically humid, so I enjoyed the walking.

ILYM

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Walking  2 • 25 November 2015

I had to walk to the primary doctor, and thank GOD my numbers were terrific, and much better than I deserved.  It should have been a six mile trek.   I got a ride TO the place at the last minute.  Then, when I was 1 mile from home, a neighbor saw me in the rain and offered me a ride.   Everyone was so nice to me.   I better play the lottery.  So, I walked 2 miles yesterday and thought I ought to log it.

I will post a little something on PRJ soon.   Something very short, silly and nonsensical.   And, the shade is thrown at myself, not the contestants.  Promise.

Happy Thanksgiving to all celebrating it, and, God have mercy on anyone brave or stupid enough to be outside of their homes on Friday.  =op

ILYM

Monday, November 23, 2015

Walking  9 • 23 November 2015

We had a low of 49°F and I decided to walk this morning.  It was around 65°F when I finally started.  I ended up walking 9 miles.    It was BEAUTIFUL.  Merci Seigneur.

ILYM

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Project Runway Junior s1e2  Welcome To New York  12 November 2015


Last time on Project Runway Junior we met 12 new contestants, ranging from 13 to 17 years old.   Their first challenge was to use NYC as inspiration for a garment of their choice.   

"They got to shop at Mood, first thing."

 
Jaxson & Maya placed top three.

Samantha won the challenge.

 
Victoria & Zach placed bottom three.

Sami was eliminated.


I struggled this week with pic quality, again, as you can tell.
Read on an empty stomach, I guess.
I'm also fighting with formatting,  and losing.
God, I'm a mess, huh?

At least I'm in good company.  Hannah still doesn't have the hand formation for summoning one's super powers like Tim does, you know, the fingers pressed together when he really is emphatic about making something happen, and it's gonna take ALL of his strength to get through and make it so.

Tim & the 11 remaining contestants meet up
with host Hanna Davis at a car wash.
It's an unconventional materials challenge. 
Note how the items were all lined up
for them to conveniently grab in 3 minutes.  

It's a one day challenge, and Tim makes sure
they know to make their outfits look like
*real* fashion, *real* clothes.

On the Tim-thru:  Tim raves about Jesse’s key chain shoulders.

He is worried that Bridget is so far behind, so far in to the challenge.  (She kept changing her design.)  He steers her in a specific direction (breast plate armor top) and kicks her forward.

Peytie impresses Tim with her mop top.

Not that Mop Top.

“Everyone loves a good mop.”

The air freshener skirt is not so respected, if only for time constraints

Tim seems to approve of Matt’s top.  Matt explains he doesn’t want to add volume with the thick tubing.  Tim advises him to cut it in half.

Zachary’s top is bits of (mostly underside) of pin wheels.  Tim urges him to commit to the skirt mats that he is ambivalent about.

Tim approves of Samantha’s bright color blocking.

Jaxson is told to keep an eye on his shorts.

Ysabel made a top with ripped up sponge pieces.  The skirt is out of flag pieces.  Tim calls it “Gilligan’s Island.”

“That’s a compliment, no?”

“No!”

 
During model fitting, Jesse shows his sketch book to his model.   
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

"Vagina!"




Did you notice that there was no hair or makeup product placement?   Some bad blood must have transpired, since Parsons is no longer even mentioned.  (Yes, Parsons moved, but PR didn't move WITH them.)  I guess they have to mention FIDM in CA, since they are offering free tuition as a prize.   But, then, why not film IN California?   So many questions, so little time.

Maybe Tim is over Parsons?   Maybe I'm on crack, too.

Never mind, let's get to the runway, sans any guest judge. 

Zachary

Peytie

Victoria

Ysabel

Bridget

Maya

Matt

Jaxson

Zach

Samantha

Jesse



Hannah calls out Bridget, Jaxson, Maya, Zach & Victoria as the middle safe, and sends them out back.  Oh, and Hannah complimented them all, they could only find two low scores (meaning there are also four high scores, like the first unconventional challenge of s14.  New pattern, eh?)

Peytie’s mops are a hit.  Most of the judges find nothing wrong with it.

Samantha used car wash gloves for her color blocked look.  The judges rave about her being a great designer.  Interesting.   Hannah doesn’t like the actual colors, but still likes the blocking.

Matt gushes that his skirt is god-awful.  Kelly reminds him it is the execution (only) that is poor.  Christian liked that he wasn’t afraid of a difficult material.  The judges like that Matt understood what the problems were.

Jesse’s work was Hannah’s favorite look.  The judges admire the fit and finish.  Kelly can’t find anything bad to say.

Ysabel’s attitude is a hit with the judges, but the design and construction, not so.  Kelly points out the white portion of the top, being incongruous with the other fabrics, and calls it all trashy.  Hannah deems it inexpensive.

Christian likes that Zachary’s bodice is so well put together.  The judges all rave about the entire outfit.   However, with the shiny, Christian does title it “J-Lo on a budget.”  Ha!

Zachary is the winner!
Strong #2 Jesse, plus Peytie and Samantha are all safe.

Bottom two are Ysabel and Matt.

Ysabel is out.  Matt is still in it.  Thank GOD for Matt’s levity, eh?

Tune in next week for … teams!

“I think I’m going to pass on that.”

ILYM